There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Slut skills are useful in every country.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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