This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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