Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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