I hate all girls vehemently.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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