it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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