i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
im on a boat
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