sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
COCAINE IS GR8
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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