Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
