she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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