listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
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I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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