If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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