ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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