I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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