The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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