no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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