she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Text me some of your sweat
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