I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I had to cum in my sink.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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