he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I currently don't understand fingers.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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