Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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