Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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