hell yes lets make some ravioli
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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