There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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