dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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