we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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