I love black thongs
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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