Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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