I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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