Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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