your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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