I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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