Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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