Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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