no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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