just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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