you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Two words: blizzard sex
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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