I didn't shave. On purpose
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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