Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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