just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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