And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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