I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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