i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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