yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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