I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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