I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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