If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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