Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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