it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
