Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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