love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
You took a bar mat shot.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize