Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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