Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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