On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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