...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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