You surviving the open bar?
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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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