put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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