The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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