Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I did not marry a roomba.
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