2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm always down for nudity.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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